Poor March...

“POOR MARCH
It is the HOMELIEST month of the year. Most of it is MUD, Every Imaginable Form of MUD, and what isn't MUD in March is ugly late-season SNOW falling onto the ground in filthy muddy heaps that look like PILES of DIRTY LAUNDRY.” 
― Vivian Swift, When Wanderers Cease to Roam: A Traveler's Journal of Staying Put